Jeff Iorio (1973 - )

Mr. Iorio by the numbers:

2 poems published on this site.
4 eyes. Count 'em.
6 minutes he once held his breath on a dare. Though he does not remember doing so.
8 freelance articles he has to do every month in order to pay for rent and food.
12 freelance articles he has to do every month in order to pay his bar tab.
17 different spellings of his last name, none of which are intuitive.
425 dollars he won during a wild night in Atlantic City.
734 dollars he spent during a wild night in AC.
1,356 hours of TV watched in one sitting.
2 of those spent watching This Old House.
0 bongs he's met that he hasn't liked.
2004 the year it all gets better.

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