Ray Freed (1957 - )

Scholar and poet Mr. Freed once stated that he believes all horses are flowers, which angered Clydesdales but not so much Appaloosas since they didn't mind being watered every day. In the twentieth century, Mr. Freed was known to run with the Black Hole School of Poethnics, of which precious little can be Googled. He worked often with on projects literary and bizarre. He lives on the Kona Coast of Hawaii, where he throws pineapple rings at tourist heads.