Agnes Deerfield-Norton (1958 - )
Married six times (and anticipating lucky seven!), Mrs. Deerfield-Norton is heir to the McGurk Flatulence Toy Company fortune, whose most recent innovation was the Driver's Side Whoopie AirBag™,which has saved millions of lives and caused even more mortification. She lives in a rambling mansion in western New York with a full complement of well-heeled and well-muscled houseboys. Mrs. Deerfield-Norton happens to be the mother-in-law of asinine poet Finny Deerfield. The two feuded once over the perfect amount of olives in a martini but have since reconciled.