THE people from spain say ''¡hola!''
the frenchman says ''bon jour''

the texas cowboy tells you ''howdy!'' as
you're coming in the door

''aloha!'' says our hawaiian friend
to nobody in particular

and I'm sure those Arabs say, ''hello'' as well
but their language is so peculiar!

the jap says ''domo arigado'' to the german
who replies ''nichts zu danken!''

i really wish all these fucking foreigners
would learn to speak american