WE'RE all invited
South Koreans too
It'll be a blast!
Korean barbecue!

Diplomacy's fallen
beneath the grills
Forget the sun lotion
bring radiation pills

Pyongyang's fixing up
a Taepodong-2
You like your buns toasted?
Korean barbecue!

Nuclear missiles
on the menu!
We're all skewered
Korean barbecue!