ACCORDING to the Sunday Telegraph,
due to war in Iraq and Afghanistan,
there's a lack of supplies. So, on behalf

of the British Army, they announced a plan
to stretch the provisions for their soldier men
and deal with the shortage, as best they can.

So, now in training exercises, when
combatants would point their weapons and ''shoot,''
they'd modify actions now and again

while pretending to be in hot pursuit
of enemy agents whom they'd harangue.
Still, I wonder if the point is not moot:

Instead of shooting practice rounds, their gang
were just ordered to shout out, ''Bang! Bang!''