EQUAL Opportunity
--that everyone,
regardless of race, religion,
creed, or color,
should have the chance
to become a consumerist pig
living off the work of others

Landslide
--an overwhelming majority,
i.e., at least sixty percent
of the fifty percent
who bother to vote;
also called a mandate

Propaganda
--a work of art
that espouses a position
you don't agree with

Public Relations
--the profession that promises
to prevent the public and the truth
from having relations