OH I'm glad-a to say goodbye-a
to that Idolatrous Sanjaya
the dweeb who couldn't sing
He was never my papaya
so I say dios con vaya
you missed the golden ring

You're not someone that I'd hire
for a bar mitzvah or a choir
So don't give me a call
You're singing is horrendous
Your hairdos do offend us
Simon said it all

Oh you got props from Paula Abdul, dude
but that gal's just one big platitude
Even Randy said you sang off key
guess you better stick with karaoke!

So now it's sayonara
dear nappy-haired Sanjaya
you caused a lot of strife
You got lots of people talking
that Idol's simply gawking
Guess we'll see you on Surreal Life!