THE novelization of the film adapted from the play
by the same guy who edits that magazine--you know the one
The haiku honoring my reaction to an article
covering Darfur and how it relates to global warming or Britney I forget which
The blurb on the blu-ray created in honor of the comic book
hero whose muscles are fair to middling in terms of kill quotient
The fanfic of the television series based on the tabletop game
created by the first cousin of Henry Rollins and his mother

Those weren't written
Thanks for THAT, Hollywood jerks