I just got back
from vacation in Turkey,
where I was sailing
on a boat,
and if you've ever been
on a sailing boat,
you may know that some septic systems
can't handle the TP
so good,
so you gotta wipe
and throw the paper
in a trash bag.
Taking a shit
and then tossing
the wipey paper
in a stink bag;

Of the entire trip,
that was
definitely
the least fun.