OBAMA, Imma chargin' mah lazrs
on yoo. Yoo goed ta Berlin menny peeps
clap doez yoo finks ur a Jelly
donut lieks Kennedyz yoo
fink yoo can has change. teh New
Yorkah covah finks eet's funny But
eet's funny funny ta teh literati
in Park Sloep.

Yoo wantz ta b prezidunshul
sumfin smellz in mai litterbox
solvez dat adn yoo kan
haz mai cheezburgah now plz