I wonder if I'll ever see
A freeway exit; I must pee.
A Fred's or Shari's is best,
Or anyplace with rooms to rest.
I feel I’ve looked for half the day,
Let me find a place soon, I pray.
I daydream of Depends, to wear
So I avoid this nasty scare.
Oh, that this car had a floor drain,
At least I’m not on a MAX train.
Prayers are made by fools like me;
If I were Dog, I'd use a tree.