AT age three,
my mom taught us about sex
with a pop-up book.

''When a man and a woman are in love,
they get married,
and the man puts his penis inside the woman,''
she says.

My brother is bored at my aunt's wedding.
''I thought we were going to a wedding.
This is boring,''
he says.

No one understands
his nuptial expectations
but me.