POTATO Salad Haiku
Potato Salad:
''Salad,'' made of Potatoes.
Bacon will be next

Barbeque Haiku
What's in a hot dog?
Snake lips and chicken testes?
Don’t ask and don't tell.

Red Glare Haiku
Bud Lite and fireworks
Swig bang, bang swig, and repeat
Tomorrow: Advil

Summer Fun Haiku
Beach volleyball games
Like non-alcoholic beers
Have missed the whole point

4th of July Haiku
Now there seems almost
a reason again to wax
Unpatriotic