STRETCHY Rubber Cunt was one flexible lady.

She was able to leap tall erections
with a single bound.

She could straddle any nose.
Sloped, a long bridge, a hook,
Stretchy Rubber Cunt would just snap
right into place.

Stretchy could form a mustache, goatee, or full-fledged beard
on a shaved man's face,
all while being serviced.

No challenge was too great for Stretchy.
She could read a book while doing the splits
while a man came uncontrollably.

Until one day …

Stretchy fell in love with a government man.
There was no way of getting to him
without crossing over his huge
stack of papers.
He carried them everywhere.

They were taller than the tallest building

And wider than the widest sea.

So she stretched,
and she stretched
and she stretched
her rubber bandy cunty self.

Until she snapped in two.

Now she has the same old boring sex as the rest of us.

But we still call her Stretchy,
to make her feel better.