YOU were there for me,
When I needed you,
When my lips were dry,
When my hands were cracked,
When my fingers bled, you were there for me.
When I had none,
When my eyes had burned,
When my forehead blazed,
When my flesh had died,
Thank god for Moist Towelettes.

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