HEAR
    the
        flart
            when
        you
    pull
out.

Stick
    it
        back
            and
        spu
    it
out.

Fill'r up
        and
    giv'r
gas.

Spurt
    it
        in
            and
        slip
    out
fast.

*Honorable mention, asinine poetry literary contest, spring 2002