TODAY'S the day.
I'm gonna last all night.
Get me a guitar and play.
Find that elusive lay.
Hey Hey.

Today's the day.
I'm gonna like what I see.
Gonna piss long on a tree.
Jack Daniels flowin’ outta me.
Gee.

Today's the day.
I tear down that forehead-fence.
Split a smile till I wince.
After I floss and rinse.
Fuck off.

And after all of this I bequeath,
I will carve my epitaph onto my teeth.
Mandible headstones all in a row,
Wearin' that smile when I go.