NOT safe at home, not safe at school
FBI says it's inevitable
Up the street or at your door
I'm the terror you've been waiting for!

Hello Daddy, hello Mom
I'm your d-d-d-d-d-dirty bomb
Infidels! You're going to hell
I'm your d-d-d-d-d-dirty bomb

Nucular waste, some C-4, too
C'mon, kids, I'm coming for you
Bad dreams causing you atomic blues?
That's what you get for watching the news

Hello Ashcroft, hey there Sadam
I'm your d-d-d-d-d-dirty bomb
All your genes blown to smithereens
I'm your d-d-d-d-d-dirty bomb

Hey don't worry it happens slow
Plenty of time to wonder before you go
Really scared is how you'll feel
What's that glowing in your Happy Meal?

Goodbye Daddy, goodbye Mom
I'm your d-d-d-d-d-dirty bomb
Your eyeballs melt in your cereal
I'm your d-d-d-d-d-dirty bomb

With many apologies to J. Jett and K. Fowley.