DING-a-ling robuts
marsh ober my floor
one shoots a rockit
and kills a roash

a red white and blue
tin can
holds lotsa stuff

where is my emeny
with his dangerous powerpack

gonna shoot my
ding-a-ling robut rockits
at bugs on my wall

get me some
hero cereal
to have in the morning
of ding-a-ling robut
and me

*Honorable mention, asinine poetry literary contest, fall 2002