MISS Crabtree sez I gotta do this
write about all my feelins n' shit
All day long I been checking out her tits.
Remarkable!
But now I'm pissed.
See I'm pissed—
Mm — she just made my hit list.

14 years old & I never been laid
Darla won't do it unless she gets paid
Scored some coke & asked her to trade
She wouldn't
So I'm pissed.
Now I'm pissed—
Hah — Darla's made my hit list.

For six grades now Butch has been pushing me
He even snipped my personality
I'll cap the stinker today at three
Darn right!
'Cuz I'm pissed.
See I'm pissed—
Yo — Butch just made my hit list.

  No one's pissed as my homey Buckwheat is
  He got an idea while we'z gettin blissed
  He sez it's better than slashin our wrists
  Ho! School just made our hit list!
  The whole school made our hit list!
  Hey, man, someone ran over Pete!!!

Now Spanky sez he can get us all armed
Buckwheat's the one gonna pull the alarm
I'll be shooting from top of the farm
(And Stymie'll be the look out!)
Last day of school's gonna be the bomb
Yo — You just made my hit list!
Blam — You just made my hit list!