TOO old for adventure
Too young to retire
Too old to remember
the words to ''Light My Fire''

I had to give up dairy
and gave up spicy food
started wearing P.J.s
so I won't see me nude

I'm gaining in the belly
losing all my hair
I still have what it takes
I just keep forgetting where

Still love chasing women
and catch one now and then
I could get it up by midnight
But I'm sound asleep by 10

So tell me the purpose
and am I still alive?
Or will I be dead at 40
and buried at 65?