It's not your cologne that excites me
The Paco Rabanne that delights me, oh no
It's just the closeness of Mars

If it seems I'm the aggressor
Don't you feel any lesser, oh no
It's just the closeness of Mars

With the War God in proximity, I feel a surge of masculinity
I've changed the oil in the car

I've been itching for a cold brew
But soon the Red Planet will be leavin'
And things will go back to being uneven (sure)
So don't you cry, it's just the closeness of Mars