GAWK at me not
when I pick at my nose
Gawk at me not
if I chew on my toes

Gawk at me not
when I dig in my ass
Gawk at my not
if I pee on your grass

Gawk at me not
when I sneeze o'er your plate
Gawk at me not
if I ogle your date

Gawk at me not
when I fart in the line
Gawk at me not
if I smoke while you dine

Gawk at me not
if I act a bit lewd
Gawk at me not
because gawking is rude