1.
I always make passes
at girls who wears glasses
A woman with four eyes
to me is the best prize
Naught else can compare
when her sight is impaired
If I lived in the tropics
I'd look for female myopics

2.
In fact all my fantasses
are of girls who wear glasses
Here's Nana Moussaka
eating a babka
I see Ashleigh Banfield
all latexed and high heeled
It's cute Lisa Loeb
dancing under a strobe
But the best I do say
is Tina Fey in lingerie

3.
Squint and say you love me
Squint and say you love me