IS it too late to say it's over?
Are we all asleep? Is it nighty-nite?

Is it wrong to drop a tear?
When we feel far from near? Is it queer?

If you lived on the Bay, nothing in your way —
Would life's mileage still be O.K.?

Maybe not — we all have to pay at the Pump, Chumps.
Watch the Stooges and laugh it up!!

Or you'll be sorry.