BROWN slices o' meat, thin as wings of a bat.
Soft hoagie roll, ordered wit' or wit'out
Gotta order snappy or you're done at ol' Pat's.
I stuttered one time and who did appear
but two woppin' goons who tossed me into a vat

So remember next time you're back down in Philly
that may be me you're enjawing -- easy on the peppers! --
down at ol' Pats