SAVE me from the tsunami, mommy
the red state right-wing wave's acoming
Hide me from the bloody floody
and the Patriot Act's drums a-drummin'

The villains own both houses, the louses
and will whate'er they want, the idjit savant
is in at large and in charge
We're in the hole, part of a dirth toll

At the mercy of George, the scourge
of an Earth lacking lords of mirth
Save me from a drownin' of frownin'
And four more years of unrelieved tears