I miss the moose
the moose is missed
and at the missing
moose im pissed

if i had that
moose right here
id grab him by
his moosie ear

and though i oughta
spank his butt
i miss that goddamn
moose too much

i never shoulda
loved that moose
eventually
they cut you loose

i throw myself across my bed
with fantasies of antlered head
and memories of moosie prose
and takin off his moosie clothes

and dream my
moosie woosie dream
and cream my
moosie woosie jeans