HER hair never listens to her
and she always loves the fall
Her ears kinda stick out,
which I don't mind at all
And she laughs every time
she hears the word Anusol

She's got a smile of light
and she sleeps curled in a ball
She drives a nice white car
and she had a boss named Saul
Oh, and she laughs any time
she hears the word Anusol

She is often clumsy
I saw her walk into a wall
Her laugh is loud and sexy
and I can hear it down the hall
And she laughs every time
I say the word Anusol

Originally published in Asinine Love Poetry