I Google myself
And what do I see
4,000 Listings
Looking at me 8-)

4,000 Listings
20 per page
200 pages
Boy, I’m amazed!

200 pages
Of Emmerichs to see
But then I notice
None of them me!!

With 4,000 Emmerichs
How can it be
That of 4,000 Emmerichs
Not one is me :-(

Who are all these Emmerichs
Whom Google claims
Are me in the making
But are not me just the same <:{}

4,000 Emmerichs
All Googled to me
No time to read them
I need to go pee…aaahhh ;’>