I went to light her cigarette
and brought her roses too
but someone said she'd excused herself
Oh Gracie's in the loo! they said
Gracie's in the loo!

I ordered us a round of drinks
and got quarters for some pool
but she was gone for 20 games
Oh Gracie's in the loo! they said
Gracie's in the loo!

I closed the bar at 4 a.m.
and left there feeling blue
I called her house and met a man
I am waiting for her, too, he said
I've been waiting here since two
Oh Gracie's in the loo! I told him
Gracie's in the loo!