HE never met Gandalf
      and Frodo passed him by
He never found a precious ring
      couldn't even find his tie

He never set out on a quest
      thoughout the Middle Earth
He overcame a handicap
      and less than noble birth

J.R.R. would've been proud of him
      and maybe C.S. too
He lived a very simple life
      just like me or you

E'en with his two club feet
      He'd put you in a trance
Everyone would ''flatley'' say
      You should've seen that Hobbit dance.