THE WINE BOTTLE shines in the laptop's glow
the prettiest bottle in the worldwide world

Nephew wants a new arthritis medicine. He will have it!
Auntie wants a new Wii system. She will have it!

I click and click. The world clicks with happiness
except girlfriend who has taken her things

Her picture smiles at me from behind the bottle
so from its belly I drink a toast to its beauty

Its neck smooth and graceful as a reindeer's
and fifteen times as delicious!