Jeez, My Legs Still Hurt

SUMMER makes me cranky
Makes me smell kinda ranky
I used to look so lanky
Some friends still call me Hanky
(Remember Vilma Banky?)
Economy's still tanky
Glad I don't own a banky
Pity poor Ben Bernanke
I got this painful canky
My basement’s kinda danky
No one could sing like Frankie
I’d like some Hanky Panky
Instead of wanky spanky
I wish I was a Yankee
I like when they get pranky
Last night I got real dranky
My brain is kinda blanky

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