Beware!

IF YOU STARE into its eyes too long
It may growl
Don't get too close!
Or else it may attack
If you listen closely
You can hear its gurgling stomach
Its favorite food is fresh meat
Preferably raw and unsanitary

Beware of its roar!
For it can induce nightmares
Such is the peril
Of a wild beast on the hunt
Although tis not on an African safari
Nor even a public zoo
But I would rather be surrounded by dangerous animals
Than endure my mother's hot flashes

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