Smells Like Team Spirit

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MOUNTAINS ARE the Earth's muscles.
If your lady friends ever summit
the actual Matterhorn, they'll think,
"This mountain smells just like
(insert your name)'s armpit."

Is there a better image
than one of those landlords
that live in outer space
and never just "stops by"
to make sure the refrigerator
has been cleaned?
It's a rhetorical question.

You can send your armpits
to where they will smell
like palm trees and sunshine,
the exotic islands of Fiji
walking off into the sunset
with live Komodo shoes.

While other men
may choose
to transport
via minivans, bikes
or filthy taxis,
you choose
to turn invisible,
both hands
raised triumphantly
in the air.

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