Save the Candy, Save the Flowers

SAVE the candy, save the flowers
turn off all your charming powers
If you want to warm my heart
Bring me a box of eight Pop Tarts

Don't buy a painting for my home
And pretty please don't write a poem
Don't bother with romantic arts
Just bring me over some Pop Tarts

Want to impress your Valentine?
Frosted S'Mores or Strawberry's fine
Want to show me that you're the one:
Frosted Grape or Apple Cinnamon

Toaster pastries are my only vice! (ha!)
Oh, and one last lil piece of advice
Don't heat them up to kiss my tushi
I like to eat them raw like sushi

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