UR HOOMAN ASKZ 2 KIS U SILLY HOOMAN
JUS NUDGE HER UNDR TEH NECK AN STEEL WAN
TEH LUV U HAZ IZ GREATR THAN TEH RAWEST LIVR
ALTHOUGH NOT AS GREAT AS WRIGGLIN GOLDFISH
4 WUT CUD BE GREAT AS WRIGGLIN GOLDFISH

UR SOFT AS BELLY TONGUEZ PULAY AN WRESTLE
IN EACH OTHERS MOUTHS, I WONDR DID HE HAS MILK RESENTTLY
IF HE DID CAN U TASTE IT AN WER DID HE PUT IT
DID HE BRIN MILK IF NOT SEND HIM HOME

HE TAKEZ TEH BUTTONS OFF UR HAIRLES FUR
SMELLIN UR HIGH BOOBS 2 C IF U HAZ SNACKZ
BUT DAT IZ NOT WER U KEEP UR SNACKZ
4 I HAZ CHECKD -- IZ DAT STRIN???

NO, IT NOT STRIN, I CANT STAY AN WATCH
I MUST GO OVAR 2 TEH NEXT ROOM 4 NO REASON
AN NAO IM BAK

U FALL TOGETHR ON TEH RUG ON TOP OV MAH SPOT
I SHALL ALLOW IT DIS WAN TIEM ONLY
SILLY HUMANZ, UR CRIEZ OV PASHUN R SLEEPY KITTEHS MEOWS
AN HE NEGLECTS 2 HOLD U IN PLACE WIF HIS TEETH
U MUST LERN TEH LUV DAT SHREDZ TEH CURTAINS
DAT IZ MOAR TENDR THAN TEH JUS CAUGHT MOUSE SWEETR THAN TEH
ELUSIV SPARROW, WARM, WARMR THAN TEH WARMEST LAP

Originally published in Shiny Avocado of Lust.

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