AN IRISH LAD named O'Bama
Got hisself in political drama
As quick as you please
He'd pissed off the Chinese
For pintin' with Dalai O' Lama

Tea-totallers went on the attack
Like the English, they stabbed in the back
But O'Bam was a pro
though they always said No,
Smoking that Republican crack

O'Bam and the Lam they stood tall
And got plastered on a blindin' pub crawl
They compared Nobel prizes
And each other's sizes
A happy St. Paddy's to all!