Have It Your Way

I'D LIKE A COFFEE and
an MFA to go, milk and
sugar in the drink, a summa
cum laude
with the degree.

Toss in a few over-the-top
encomiums from endowed
professors and big-time
authors along with a

blog comment from
Tom Wolfe saying
I have the right stuff,
a YouTube video of

me reading poetry at
the White House,
a writer-in-residency
program at Yaddo, and

a Nobel Prize in Literature.
Charge it all to my
Wishful Thinking card
and give yourself a big tip.

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