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asinine podcasts archive
NEVER one to look askance at a fad, the asinine poets decided to once again try
their hands at the next big thing, hoping for greater success than asinine pet
rocks and asinine Furbies.
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Episode 1: Enter the Asinine
Our debut endeavor! Listen to the putrid sound quality! What IS that announcer saying? Featuring
"Eating Broccoli, 6 p.m." by Houghton Piker and
''Asinine Valentine No. 11''* by Fenway Parker.
Episode 2: Return of the Asinine
Our second try! What's up with those ads? Are they real? Dig the '80s outro by P-Woody.
Featuring "Catching Cupid" by Richie Narvaez and
"Poem No. 601" by ern modern.
Episode 3: The Asinine Strikes Back
Rather than work out the kinks, we decide to rest on our laurels. Featuring
"An Ode to Girls in Glasses" by Name and Address withheld by Request
and "There's a Pebble in My Shoe" by P-Woody.
Episode 4: The Son of Asinine
Note the new bongo intro! Featuring "Asinine Valentine No. 47" by
Fenway Parker and "Inez My Dental Technician" by
Richie Narvaez.
Episode 5: The Asinine's Daughter
What's up with these episode titles? Featuring "Little Boy Blue*" by April Clinton and
"Jenny's Song" by Roger Unrequited.
Episode 6: Bride of the Asinine
Sound quality improves! Featuring ''Your Name Here''* by P-Woody and
"Christmas Earrings" by Roger Unrequited.
Episode 7: Back in Training
Holy cow, it's ''Here's Looking at You''* by P-Woody and
"Asinine Valentine No. 22" by Fenway Parker.
Episode 8: Citizens on Patrol
A new intro! And THREE poems: "Ode to That Massage" by Roger Unrequited,
''Love Is a Vise''* by ern modern, and "Dog Poetry" by Kansas-bound Phillip Lee.
Episode 9: Mission to Moscow
"Lowku No. 3" by elusive poet i am water,
"I Didn't Mean to Hurt Your Feelings" by Roger Unrequited,
and "Do Cows Explode If They Aren't Milked?" by Phillip Lee.
Episode 10: Asinine Forever
"The Scene" by ern modern,
"Invitation for Pancakes" by Phillip Lee,
and a purposeful! repeat (oops) of "Lowku No. 3" by (is that a French accent?)
i am water.
Episode 11: Asinine and Robin
"Asinine Valentine No. 56" by Fenway Parker,
"The Scene" by Richie Narvaez,
and "Lowku No. 4" by i am water.
Episode 12: The Poet, the Sop, and the Sofa
"Lowku: Commutation Series No. 2" by i am water,
''Asinine Valentine No. 11''* by Fenway Parker,
and "Lowku: Commutation Series No. 3" by i am water.
Episode 13: Holiday Spirits!
Raul Chuletas butchers a Christmas favorite with
"Little Drunken Boy"--so much for his chances of
rejoining Menudo.
Episode 14: Asinine Reloaded
"Lowku: Commutation Series No. 4" by i am water,
"On Visiting My Farting Friend" by Xander Floss,
and "Untitled 2" by The Lazy Poet.
Episode 15: Asinine Evolution
"Battery" by P-Woody,
"Somewhere in the Universe It's Raining" by Roger Unrequited,
and "Conversations with My Wife (in the other room)" by P-Woody.
Episode 16: More Asinine Poetry
"Night on Bald Mountain: 17 Haikus about Ron Howard" by Gordon Stanley.
Episode 17: Asinine Invasion
"Eggs Bad" by P-Woody.
Episode 18: Curse of the Asinine!
Haiku contest winners and runners up by various poets.
Episode 19: Beyond Asinine
"Famous Poems In Bed No. 1:How Do I Love Thee, in Bed?" by Lyle Carlyle,
"''That's a Nice Looking Papaya''" by Richard Cairo, and others
Episode 20: Asinine/11 Selections
Political poems from our Asinine/11 chapbook.
Featuring new theme music by Ghostrockit!
Episode 21: Asinine Thanksgiving
"I, the Turkey" by Richard Cairo, asinine Thanksgiving poems by
Fenway Parker, and others.
Episode 22: Asinine Holidayrama
Multicultural holiday poems, cohosted by official asinine girlfriend Mary Ruth.
Episode 23: Asinine Valentino
Heart-wrenching Valentine'e Day poems.
Episode 24: Asinine St. Poddy's
Get your Irish on, cohosted by Ice C., who may or may not be Irish.
Episode 25: Asinine Parodies, Part 1
Asinine parody poems by Robert Dunn and R.J. Clarken from
our latest contest.
Episode 26: Asinine Parodies, Part 2
Episode 27: Asinine Parodies, Part 3
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Episode 35: Asinine Erotic Poetry, Part 1
Episode 36: Asinine Erotic Poetry, Part 2
Episode 37: Asinine Erotic Poetry, Part 3<
Episode 38: Asinine Avilanche
Guest host Juliette Avila takes over!
Episode 39: AsininOz
Guest host Juliette Avila sings!
Episode 40: Agathine Poetry
Guest host Juliette Avila gets even weirder.
Episode 41: Asinine Classics Recital
P-Woody in the house.
Episode 42: Asinine Court, Part 1
Justin Courter holds court.
Episode 43: Asinine Court, Part 2
Justin Courter holds court.
Episode 44: Asinine in the City
Justin Courter holds court.
Episode 45: Asinine Slimmetry, Part 1
With guest hostess Slim.
Episode 46: Asinine Slimmetry, Part 2
More of guest hostess Slim.
Episode 47: Asinine Slimmetry, Part 3
Bilingual guest hostess Slim says, ''Adios.''
Episode 48: The Dark Asinine
Episode 49: Hollywood and Asinine
Episode 50: CSI Asinine, Part 1,
Episode 51: Seven Pounds of Asinine
* Available only in Asinine Love Poetry.
