praise for
asinine poetry. . .

''A shining example of America's can-do spirit.''
—Kirkus Reviews

''Must-See Poetry.''
—Boston Globe

''Filled with enchanted mysteries.''
—New York Times

''More 'desperate' than 'funny.'''
—Zagats

''Should be read by everyone concerned about boys.''
—Harvard Medical School

''I never thought I'd smell that again.''
—Amy Reiter, Salon.com

''This is the act of a paranoid, totalitarian regime.''
—The Chronicle of Higher Education

''Beautiful in its economy, its truth.''
—Doris Lessing

''An asparagus clafoutis that's almost a quiche.''
—Daniel Boulod

''A treasure.''
—William F. Buckley

''Governments continue to trample on their citizens'
rights in order to maintain power and privilege
for a few.'' —Pierre Sane, Amnesty International

''Delightful life-size puppets. The children
were entranced!!!'' —Teacher

''Roars from start to finish with the throttle wide open.''
—Gene Shalit, The Today Show

''A XXX sin-sation!''
—Genesis

''Mesmerizing, ultimately strengthening.''
—Alice Walker

''A flavor that comes from a fatty substance
that humans can't digest.'' —Associated Press

''Intelligent and genuinely creepy.''
—Mike LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle

''Satire is the cheapest revenge.''
—Jonathan Swift

''What the fuck's this doing in my bookmarks?''
—Jackie ''The Joke Man'' Martling

''The perfect gift.''
—W Magazine