selections of asinine prose

essays
''Controversy Surrounds the De Los Pendejos Translations''
by Rawley Pierce

''Essentials of Asinine Writing''
by Shay Tasaday

''Essentials of Asinine Writing, a Rebuttal''
by Houghton Piker

epistles
''An Open Letter to J-Lo''
by Raul Chuletas

''Love Letter to an Oxygen Thief,''
by Colonel Drunky Bob

fiction
''Red Meat & Satan''
by J.C.

''Zoltan!''
by Raul Chuletas

''Roadheadless Horseman''
by Dustin Michael

''She Says'' NEW!
by Stoney Emshwiller

miscellaneous
''From the Files of Renowned Clairvoyant K.C. Eddie''
by Ray Freed

''Futile Endeavor: The Treatment''
by P-Woody

The Business of Death
by J.C.

''The Rubber Fitting''
by J.C.

reviews
The Complete Book of Kong by William Trowbridge
by Richie Narvaez