selections of asinine prose

NEW
''The Stakes''
by Milq Sheik Kul

essays
''Controversy Surrounds the De Los Pendejos Translations''
by Rawley Pierce

''Essentials of Asinine Writing''
by Shay Tasaday

''Essentials of Asinine Writing, a Rebuttal''
by Houghton Piker

epistles
''An Open Letter to J-Lo''
by Raul Chuletas

''Love Letter to an Oxygen Thief,''
by Colonel Drunky Bob

fiction
''Red Meat & Satan''
by J.C.

''Zoltan!''
by Raul Chuletas

''Roadheadless Horseman,''
by Dustin Michael

miscellaneous
''From the Files of Renowned Clairvoyant K.C. Eddie''
by Ray Freed

''Futile Endeavor: The Treatment,''
by P-Woody

The Business of Death,
by J.C.

''The Rubber Fitting''
by J.C.

reviews
The Complete Book of Kong by William Trowbridge
by Richie Narvaez