The Editors of Asinine Poetry http://asininepoetry.com The Journal of Asinine Poetry, a weekly publication of asinine poetry, poetry that is, shall we say, asinine. Meaning: Not necessarily bad; mostly kinda funny. The Journal of Asinine Poetry The Journal of Asinine Poetry, a weekly publication of asinine poetry, poetry that is, shall we say, asinine. Meaning: Not necessarily bad; mostly kinda funny. en-us 2006 Asinine Poetry R. Narvaez editor@asininepoetry.com http://asininepoetry.com/images/aspoerss.gif http://asininepoetry.com/ Asinine Poetry Arts & Entertainment Justin Courter reads his poems and a poem by James Tate Justin Courter reads from his book and a poem by James Tate Asinine funny poems Asinine funny poetry http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-42.mp3 R. Narvaez Tue, 29 April 2008 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:04:58 asinine poetry poems courter tate prosems prosody funny Poems by P. Woody reads Silverstein, Lawrence, Updike, and Lehrer P. Woody reads Shel Silverstein, DH Lawrence, John Updike, and Tom Lehrer Asinine funny poems Asinine funny poetry http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-41.mp3 R. Narvaez Mon, 29 March 2008 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:06:37 asinine poetry poems narvaez woody classics lehrer silverstein Poems by Juliett Avila, Albert Van Hooegmoed, and V.S. Frimmit Juliette reads body-related poems from Asinine Poetry Asinine funny poems Asinine funny poetry http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-40.mp3 R. Narvaez Sun, 23 March 2008 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:06:31 asinine poetry poems narvaez avila poo mouth uranus aliens Poems by Juliett Avila, Catty Marlboro, and V.S. Frimmit Juliette reads poems from Asinine Poetry Asinine funny poems Asinine funny poetry http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-39.mp3 R. Narvaez Sun, 16 March 2008 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:06:27 asinine poetry poems narvaez avila oz ass sex Lucy Poems by Juliett Avila and V.S. Frimmit Juliette reads poems from Asinine Poetry Asinine funny poems Asinine funny poetry http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-38.mp3 R. Narvaez Sun, 3 March 2008 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:05:04 asinine poetry poems narvaez avila romance dog gross fart Poems by Nick Greenwood Steve Blackburn Glenna Sweeney and Easter Cathay Richie Narvaez reads erotic poems from Asinine Poetry Asinine erotic poems Asinine erotic poetry contest entries http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-37.mp3 R. Narvaez Sat, 26 Jan 2008 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:05:11 asinine poetry poems narvaez erotic limerick Osama sheets sex Poems by Alex Galper David Ochs and Greg Schwartz Richie Narvaez reads erotic poems from Asinine Poetry Asinine erotic poems Asinine erotic poetry contest entries http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-36.mp3 R. Narvaez Fri, 17 Jan 2008 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:05:00 asinine poetry poems narvaez erotic clitoris Scrabble sex Poems by George Spencer Jessica Kleinman and Ed Kornfeld Richie Narvaez reads erotic poems from the Asinine Poetry site Asinine erotic poems Asinine erotic poetry contest entries http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-35.mp3 R. Narvaez Fri, 11 Jan 2008 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:04:24 asinine poetry poems narvaez erotic clitoris Scrabble sex Poems by Pam Moll Fenway Parker and Stoney Emshwiller Richie Narvaez reads holiday poems from the Asinine Poetry site Asinine holiday poems Asinine Christmas Festivus atheist religion http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-34.mp3 R. Narvaez Wed, 18 Dec 2007 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:02:47 asinine poetry poems narvaez holiday Christmas Knieval religion Poems by Fenway Parker and Gregory Lawrence Stewart Richie Narvaez reads turkey poems from the Asinine Poetry site Asinine Turkey poems Asinine Turkey holiday Thanksgiving religion http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-33.mp3 R. Narvaez Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:02:27 asinine poetry poems narvaez Turkey holiday Thanksgiving religion Poems by Houghton Piker, Dustin Michael, Tom Pamperin, J.C. Richie Narvaez reads Halloween poems from the Asinine Poetry site Asinine Halloween poems Asinine Halloween holiday pumpkin Martha Stewart scary http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-32.mp3 R. Narvaez Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:06:57 asinine poetry poems narvaez halloween dustin piker pamperin scary pumpkins Poems by Richard Cairo, Arthur Radley, Phillip Lee Richie Narvaez reads topical poems from the Asinine Poetry site Asinine news poems Asinine news Craig Vick Somers tap http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-31.mp3 R. Narvaez Wed, 19 Sept 2007 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:04:40 asinine poetry poems narvaez craig vick somers news Poems by Swifty McSwifterson Richie Narvaez reads recent podiatry limericks from the Asinine Poetry site Asinine feet poems Asinine feet podiatry corns toes limericks feminism http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-30.mp3 R. Narvaez Wed, 15 Aug 2007 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:03:44 asinine poetry poems narvaez swifty mcswifterson feet Iraq Britney limericks Poems by LaBounty, RIP, and Purvis Richie Narvaez reads recent poems from the Asinine Poetry site Asinine topical poems Asinine Paris Hilton environment feminism http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-29.mp3 R. Narvaez Wed, 18 July 2007 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:06:53 asinine poetry poems narvaez dog Paris Hilton environment feminism parody Poems by Fenway Parker and Milk Sheq Kul Richie Narvaez reads poems for your daddy Asinine father's day poems Asinine holiday poetry dads fathers day http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-28.mp3 R. Narvaez Sat, 14 June 2007 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:03:52 asinine poetry poems narvaez funny father's day dad holiday parody Poems by Fenway Parker and Dan Moran Richie Narvaez reads poems for yo mama Asinine mother's day poems Asinine holiday poetry http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-27.mp3 R. Narvaez Sat, 12 May 2007 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:03:18 asinine poetry poems narvaez funny mother's day holiday parody famous Poems by Gerald George and William V. Brust Richie Narvaez reads more asinine parodies Asinine parodical poems Asinine parody contest poems http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-26.mp3 R. Narvaez Fri, 19 Apr 2007 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:05:49 asinine poetry poems narvaez funny parody famous longfellow shakespeare Poems by Robert Dunn and RJ Clarken R. Narvaez reads asinine parodies Asinine parodical poems Asinine parody contest poems http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-25.mp3 R. Narvaez Fri, 12 Apr 2007 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:03:19 asinine poetry poems narvaez funny parody famous shakespeare sea-fever Dustin Michael, Kelli Weyand, Fenway Parker, and Ice C. R. Narvaez and Ice. C read Asinine St. Patrick's Day-related poems Satirical St. Patrick's Day poems With apologies to the Irish http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-24.mp3 R. Narvaez Tues, 15 Mar 2007 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:06:58 asinine poetry poems narvaez funny christmas holiday hanukkah kwanza kwaanza kwanzaa V.S. Frimmit, Gregory L. Stewart, Fenway Parker, and Easter Cathay R. Narvaez reads Asinine Valentine-related poems Heart-renching Valentine poems Heart-renching love poetry http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-23.mp3 R. Narvaez Tues, 13 Feb 2007 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:04:37 asinine poetry poems narvaez funny christmas holiday hanukkah kwanza kwaanza kwanzaa Finny Deerfield, P-Woody, and Fenway Parker R. Narvaez and Mary Ruth read Asinine Xmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa poems It's a holidayrama It's a holidayrama http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-22.mp3 R. Narvaez Thu, 14 Dec 2006 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:07:22 asinine poetry poems narvaez funny christmas holiday hanukkah kwanza kwaanza kwanzaa Richard Cairo, Fenway Parker, and ern modern Asinine Thanksgiving poems by Richard Cairo, Fenway Parker, and ern modern "I, the Turkey," "Asinine Thanksgiving Poems," and "A New Holiday" "I, the Turkey," "Asinine Thanksgiving Poems," and "A New Holiday" http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-21.mp3 R. Narvaez Sat, 18 Nov 2006 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:04:34 asinine poetry narvaez funny Thanksgiving holiday gobble eat family Bart Bitman, Steven MacDougal "Song of My Subway" by Bart Bitman, "Of Truth and Political Discourse" by Steven MacDougal, "Hmm, Hmm, Hmm" by J.C. "Song of My Subway" by Bart Bitman, "Of Truth and Political Discourse" by Steven MacDougal, "Hmm, Hmm, Hmm" by J.C. "Song of My Subway" by Bart Bitman, "Of Truth and Political Discourse" by Steven MacDougal, "Hmm, Hmm, Hmm" by J.C. http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-20.mp3 Bart Bitman Steven MacDougal J.C. Wed, 25 Oct 2006 23:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:05:20 asinine poetry narvaez funny Song Subway Bart Bitman Truth Political Discourse Steven MacDougal Hmm JC Elizabeth "Famous Poems in Bed No. 1," by Lyle Carlyle, "That's a Nice Looking Papaya," by Richard Cairo "Cell Phone Are Too Much with Us," by Xander Floss "Famous Poems in Bed No. 1" "That's a Nice Looking Papaya" "Cell Phone Are Too Much with Us" "Famous Poems in Bed No. 1," by Lyle Carlyle, "That's a Nice Looking Papaya," by Richard Cairo "Cell Phone Are Too Much with Us," by Xander Floss http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-19.mp3 Lyle Carlyle Richard Cairo by Xander Floss Thu, 13 Jul 2006 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:03:44 asinine poetry narvaez funny Famous Poems in Bed Lyle CarlyleNice Looking Papaya Richard Cairo Cell Phone Xander Floss P-Woody Ern Modern Lary Rapant Sue De Kelver Charles West R.J. Clarken Greg Hill Benedict Stefan Landgren Mills Doug Draime Easter Cathay Steven McDougal Haiku Contest Winners by Various "Artists" Haiku Contest Winners by Various "Artists" Haiku Contest Winners by Various "Artists" http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-18.mp3 P-Woody Thu, 27 Apr 2006 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:03:35 asinine poetry narvaez funny P-Woody Ern Modern Lary Rapant Sue De Kelver Charles West R.J. Clarken Greg Hill Benedict Stefan Landgren Mills Doug Draime Easter Cathay Steven McDougal haiku contest winners P-Woody "Eggs Bad" by P-Woody "Eggs Bad" by P-Woody "Eggs Bad" by P-Woody http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-17.mp3 P-Woody Thu, 23 Mar 2006 21:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:04:25 asinine poetry narvaez funny gordon stanley ron howard haiku 17 Gordon Stanley "17 Haikus about Ron Howard" by Gordon Stanley "17 Haikus about Ron Howard" by Gordon Stanley "17 Haikus about Ron Howard" by Gordon Stanley http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-16.mp3 Gordon Stanley Thu, 09 Mar 2006 20:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:04:25 asinine poetry narvaez funny P-Woody p woody eggs bad food Various "Battery" by P Woody, "Somewhere in the Universe It's Raining" by Roger Unrequited, "Conversations with my Wife" by P Woody "Battery" by P Woody, "Somewhere in the Universe It's Raining" by Roger Unrequited, "Conversations with my Wife" by P Woody "Battery" by P Woody, "Somewhere in the Universe It's Raining" by Roger Unrequited, "Conversations with my Wife" by P Woody http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-15.mp3 P Woody, Roger Unrequited Thu, 02 Feb 2006 10:30:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:03:03 asinine poetry narvaez funny p woody roger unrequited raining battery wife conversations silly Various "Commutation Series #4" by I.M. Water, "Farting Friend" by Xnader Floss, "Untitled 2" by Lazy poet "Commutation Series #4 by I.M. Water, "Farting Friend" by Xander Floss, "Untitled 2" by Lazy poet "Commutation Series #4 by I.M. Water, "Farting Friend" by Xander Floss, "Untitled 2" by Lazy poet http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-14.mp3 Raul Chuletas Thu, 12 Jan 2006 10:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:02:06 asinine poetry narvaez funny fart farting lazy poet xander floss im water commutation series Raul Chuletas "Little Drunken Boy" by Raul Chuletas "Little Drunken Boy" by Raul Chuletas "Little Drunken Boy" by Raul Chuletas http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-13.mp3 Raul Chuletas Thu, 15 Dec 2005 10:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:03:17 asinine poetry narvaez funny Raul Chuletas little drunken boy drummer christmas music Various "Locu Commutation Series #2" by I.M. Water, "Assinine Valentine 11" by Fenway Parker and "Locu Commutation Series #3" by I.M. Water "Locu Commutation Series #2", "Assinine Valentine 11" and "Locu Commutation Series #3" "Locu Commutation Series #2" by I.M. Water, "Assinine Valentine 11" by Fenway Parker and "Locu Commutation Series #3" by I.M. Water http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-12.mp3 Various Thu, 01 Dec 2005 11:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:01:42 asinine poetry locu narvaez fenway parker i.m. water im funny valentine Various "Asinine Valentine #56 by Fenway Parker, "Christ at 13" by R. Narvaez and "Locu #4" by I.M. Water "Asinine Valentine #56, "Christ at 13" and "Locu #4" "Asinine Valentine #56 by Fenway Parker, "Christ at 13" by R. Narvaez and "Locu #4" by I.M. Water http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-11.mp3 Various Thu, 10 Nov 2005 11:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:01:42 asinine poetry locu narvaez christ fenway parker i.m. water im funny Various "The Scene" by Ern Modern, "Pancakes" by Phillip Lee and "Locu #2" by I.M. Water "The Scene", "Pancakes" and "Locu #2" "The Scene" by Ern Modern, "Pancakes" by Phillip Lee and "Locu #2" by I.M. Water http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-10.mp3 Various Fri, 28 Oct 2005 11:50:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:02:27 asinine poetry scene pancakes locu phillip lee ern modern i.m. water im funny Various "Locu #3" by I.M. Water "I Don't Mean to Hurt Your Feelings" by Roger Unrequited and "Do Cow Explode if They Aren't Milked?" by Phillip Lee "Locu #3" "I Don't Mean to Hurt Your Feelings" and "Do Cow Explode if They Aren't Milked?" "Locu #3" by I.M. Water "I Don't Mean to Hurt Your Feelings" by Roger Unrequited and "Do Cow Explode if They Aren't Milked?" by Phillip Lee http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-09.mp3 Various Fri, 7 Oct 2005 07:50:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:03:00 feelings unrequited cow milk water poetry phillip lee haiku ode Various "Ode to that massage" by Roger Unrequited Featuring "Love is A Vise" by ern modern and "Dog Poetry" by Phillip Lee "Ode to that massage" and "Love is A Vise" and "Dog Poetry" "Ode to that massage" by Roger Unrequited Featuring "Love is A Vise" by ern modern and "Dog Poetry" by Phillip Lee http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-08.mp3 Various Thu, 22 Sep 2005 20:24:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:03:00 massage roger unrequited love vise dog poetry phillip lee ern modern ode Various Someone reads "Here's Looking at You" by P-Woody and Someone Else reads "Asinine Valentine #22" by Fenway Parker. Here's Looking at You and Asinine Valentine #22 Someone reads "Here's Looking at You" by P-Woody and Someone Else reads "Asinine Valentine #22" by Fenway Parker. http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-07.mp3 Various Thu, 08 Sep 2005 20:22:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:01:32 valentine looking at you fenway parker p-woody Various Someone reads "Your Name Here" by P-Woody and Someone Else reads "Christmas Earrings" by Roger Unrequited. Your Name Here and Christmas Earrings Someone reads "Your Name Here" by P-Woody and Someone Else reads "Christmas Earrings" by Roger Unrequited. http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-06.mp3 Various Thu, 31 Aug 2005 21:12:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:01:51 one night stand christmas earrings unrequited p-woody Various "Little Boy Blue," by April Clinton, and "Jenny's Song," by Roger Unrequited Little Boy Blue and Jenny's Song "Little Boy Blue," by April Clinton, and "Jenny's Song," by Roger Unrequited http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-05.mp3 Various Fri, 26 Aug 2005 08:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:02:25 farm animal blow horn unrequited love shower Various "Valentine No. 47," by Fenway Parker, and "Inez My Dental Technician," by R. Narvaez Valentine No. 47 and Inez My Dental Technician "Valentine No. 47," by Fenway Parker, and "Inez My Dental Technician," by R. Narvaez http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-04.mp3 Various Thu, 18 Aug 2005 14:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:02:54 valentine husband dental dentist teeth cleaning Various "An Ode to Girls in Glasses," by Name and Address Withheld by Request, and "There's a Pebble in my Shoe," by P-Woody An Ode to Girls in Glasses and There's a Pebble in my Shoe "An Ode to Girls in Glasses," by Name and Address Withheld by Request, and "There's a Pebble in my Shoe," by P-Woody http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-03.mp3 Various Fri, 12 Aug 2005 09:00:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:02:38 ode girl glasses pebble shoe Various R. Narvaez reads "Catching Cupid," and ern modern reads "Poem No. 61." Catching Cupid and Poem No. 61 R. Narvaez reads "Catching Cupid," and ern modern reads "Poem No. 61." http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-02.mp3 Various Thu, 4 Aug 2005 10:07:00 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:02:36 cupid dog cat drugs Various R. Narvaez reads "Eating Broccoli at 6pm," by himself, and someone else reads "Asinine Valentine No. 11," by Fenway Parker Eating Broccoli at 6pm and Asinine Valentine No. 11 R. Narvaez reads "Eating Broccoli at 6pm," by himself, and someone else reads "Asinine Valentine No. 11," by Fenway Parker http://asininepoetry.com/podcasts/apoetry-episode-01.mp3 Various Tue, 26 Jul 2005 14:26:06 EDT Arts & Entertainment no 00:02:43 broccoli valentine