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“What is sometimes called a tongue of flame”

October 30, 2016 - by Catty Marlboro

A mix of new and old asinine works for your dubious enjoyment.

“Before the Mafia took over Mexico.”

June 15, 2016 - by Mr. Shay Tasaday, Editor in Chief

Gearing up for the election season . . .

“The Violent Was Flawed on the Lawn”

March 21, 2016 - by Mr. Shay Tasaday, Editor in Chief

Welcome to our latest issue, something for which we can never assiduously apologize enough.

“Go, sit upon the lofty hill”

October 1, 2015 - by Mr. Shay Tasaday, Editor in Chief

“Go, sit upon the lofty hill”

“The Brilliant Rinse / of Summer’s Firmament”

June 24, 2015 - by Mr. Shay Tasaday, Editor in Chief

Summer arrives, and with it avocados and poetry.

Praise the Lord and Pass the Guacamole

June 22, 2015 - by Catty Marlboro

Oops, we did it again. More asinine erotic poetry!

“Come Let’s Enjoy Our Winecup Today”

April 15, 2015 - by Mr. Shay Tasaday, Editor in Chief

April is the cruelest month, and the surest proof of that is that the latest issue of Asinine Poetry is here!

Special Preview of Our New Book

January 20, 2015 - by Mr. Shay Tasaday, Editor in Chief

SHINY AVOCADO OF LUST has arrived!

“The trumpet of a prophecy! Uh oh, Wind . . .”

October 12, 2014 - by Mr. Shay Tasaday, Editor in Chief

“The trumpet of a prophecy! Uh oh, Wind . . .”

“Sun, Moon, and Stars Notwithstanding”

July 3, 2014 - by Mr. Shay Tasaday, Editor in Chief

But thy eternal summer has no shade.

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