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Airport Poem Arriving on Time

November 29, 2010 - by Catty Marlboro

No Fear of Flying
by Rick Blum

There once was a traveling monk
Who told off security with spunk
Your scanners are too delicate
For this long-time celibate
So c’mon bro’ please touch my junk!

No Fruits, No Flowers, No Leaves, No Birds — November!

November 1, 2010 - by Mr. Shay Tasaday, Editor in Chief

A smorgasbord of questionably tasteful selections to peruse!