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Two Not-Very-Good Presidents’ Day Poems

February 21, 2011 - by Catty Marlboro

Not to suggest the Presidents in question were not very good! They were the best!

We’re shameless opportunists. So, we couldn’t resist —

Father of Our Country
GEORGE Washington is crossing the Delaware
But without his own thermal underwear
His wooden teeth chatter
But that doesn’t matter
‘Cause he feels so manly in Martha’s pair

A Good Old Man
ABRAHAM Lincoln
Time travels to the present
“I thought I’d freed y’all!”

Note to All Asinine Poets

February 16, 2011 - by Catty Marlboro

Note to All Asinine Poets

Beside a Hill Smooth with New-Laid Snow

February 1, 2011 - by Mr. Shay Tasaday, Editor in Chief

Running hot and cold verse and worse