You think we would have stopped after the incredible sales of Shiny Avocado of Lust, which were incredible in a kind of incredibly bad one. But, no, we couldn’t help ourselves when the loverly Kate Showalter proposed yet another compilation of asinine erotic poetry, this one even asininier and erotickier: 50 Shades of Avocado: XXX Poems features the sublime and salacious work of: Amethyysst, Lupina Alpert, Joseph Cartwright, Cynthia Chen, The Bare-Fanged Contessa, Neil Deep, Helen Farquarson, David Allen Ferguson, Reagan Gilancy, Megan Hellcat III, Tomas Kundera, Helen Radke, Danielle St. Clair, Katharina Von Hohenzollern, Rich Whiteman, and many other writers you’ve never heard of but whose names sound vaguely familiar. Like Shiny, it is also cheap! Have we given you the URL yet? Yes? Well, here it is again.
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