Rita's Drunk Uncle Who Used to Live In El Segundo

by Doug Draime

HE parked his car in
plate glass windows.
They said he did
that 9 times. The most
the judge gave him
was 5 days in
the county slam. And
that was only 3 times
out of 9. The other
6 times he was
picked up by his
chauffeur, after a few
hours in the drunk
tank. Some guys just
got natural charm.

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